Thursday, May 28, 2009

Observations at the 99 cent store

If you use the 99 cent condoms, you will need 99 cent pregnancy test.

PS- Why don't computers have a cent button?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

pink slipped

Pink Slip  {explored} by trulysomething :: RedToque Photography(Swamped..wi.
Image from flickr user
: trulysomething :: RedToque Photography(Swamped..wi's

Thursday, May 21, 2009

the sweetest thing

So on Saturday morning Fred went to Lowe's and came back with the best thing ever...A fruit harvester!!!Fred demonstrates.

So on Saturday I picked all the lemons off the tree, and as many of the oranges as I could reach.
I juiced about 100 oranges to make mimosas with on Sunday.... Still have hundreds more to go.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Observed on the Food Channel

Ummmm, isn't that what all her shows are about?

Friday, May 15, 2009


I woke up this morning:
I go to bed tonight:
10" of hair will be mailed to locks of love tomorrow.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

The problem of having a lake-front estate:

Sometimes ducks get into your pool. Then your dogs bark like mad & run in circles around the pool. At 8am on a Sunday.

PS- Sorry for the poor pic quality of late, I had to send in my digital for service so I've been using my cell phone cam.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Observations at Target

When did Shag carpeting come back? While looking for a kitchen rug I ran across this piece of heaven.

OHHHHHHH... can't you picture it now? One great furry gray & silver rug to break up the monotony of our white carpet & black furniture? I did not put it in my cart since it would probably exceed the amount of color allowed in this house. BOO.

But awaiting me around the corner was this beautiful rug.
(Yes, I was now in the children's furnishings section?)
OHHHHHHH.... maybe I could get away with it in the bathroom? It does come in smaller sizes that would be bathroom appropraite.... Alas, I left it on the shelf as well. BOO.

One last observation: If you feed your dogs bacon every Sunday, they will not eat bacon flavored dog treats. Don't waste your $2.39.